Wednesday, April 9, 2008

HIPSTERS!! ARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!

Hey gang, so earlier in the week I get to work and immediately log onto to facebook and this is what happened:

"No surprises here, ok, oh someone named
another photo album "randoms"
ok standard - wait a tic - WHAT!?!?!"

It's at this point that I (obviously pictured above) saw a group of improv enthusiasts (some who are friends of mine, but mostly full of stupid hipsters) sitting around in a theatre of some sort just playing numerous games of Goldeneye and Mario Kart for N64 - Nintendo 64 - NINTENDO FUCKING SIXTY-FOUR.

Why is it that video games have to be 10 years old before it's cool to play them in public with a shitload of people? I WANTED TO DO THAT IN GRADE NINE.

Screw people who like things just because they're retro.

I swear to god hipsters, the next time you get a bunch of your lame-drama-improv-dweeb friends around you fucking better be playing something from THIS generation and it better be system linked and it better involve a Halo.

(Ok it can be something other than Halo, but NO Wii sports)

GAH! Hipsters!

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